THE CORPSE AT CACILHAS BEACH
Bernardino de Senna Fernandes (Riri) d’Assumpção
Edited extract from an unpublished book of anecdotes
Cacilhas Beach and Praia Grande Beach – where my father’s and my maternal grandmother’s houses were situated – are no longer in existence today, obliterated by land reclaimed from the sea. Originally, however, these beaches were situated at the mouth of the Pearl River and Macau authorities paid little attention to the Chinese corpses that were occasionally washed ashore there. However, on one occasion the body of the European man, probably British, was washed onto Cacilhas beach. He was dressed only in short pants, with a leather belt around his waist to which was attached a sheathed dagger.
The streets and beaches of Macao used to be policed by Indians, who were usually under the charge of illiterate or semi-literate European corporals who were rarely required to make out written reports; reports were usually made verbally to the sergeant at the Central Police Station who would write it down himself.
However, this European corpse attracted much public interest, so the Indian policeman made his report without delay to a Corporal Luz. Luz, only semi-literate, had a rather high opinion of himself; seeing an opportunity to present himself in the limelight, he decided to write to the report himself. Here is a translation of his report written in Portuguese:
What he intended to convey was “I saw on the beach the corpse, naked except for a pair of short pants and still wearing a leather belt to which was attached a sheathed knife. Some members of the public opined that it was the body of an Englishman.”
A copy of this report was leaked and passed around and Corporal Luz became the laughingstock of the Macau Portuguese community. A wag and his friends went so far as to mock him with a compliment about the quality of his work; still unaware of his gaffe, Luz accepted it with pride.
O CADÁVER NA PRAIA DE CACILHAS
Bernardino de Senna Fernandes (Riri) d’Assumpção
Excerto editado de um livro inédito de anedotas
As praias de Cacilhas e da Praia Grande — onde hoje se estende a Avenida da Praia Grande — foram criadas com aterros feitos ao mar. Originalmente, porém, essas praias ficavam na foz do Rio das Pérolas, e as autoridades de Macau pagavam homens para recolher lixo, animais mortos e quaisquer detritos arrastados pelas correntes. Certo dia, o corpo de um homem europeu, provavelmente britânico, deu à costa em Cacilhas. Vestia apenas calções curtos e um cinto de couro à cintura, ao qual estava preso um punhal com bainha.
As ruas e praias de Macau eram patrulhadas pela polícia, mas os polícias do turno da noite raramente redigiam relatórios escritos; o habitual era relatarem verbalmente ao sargento na Esquadra Central, que então tomava nota.
Este cadáver europeu, contudo, despertou grande interesse público. Um guarda chamado Luz sentiu a ocasião como uma oportunidade de se destacar e resolver a fazer ele próprio o relatório por escrito. Segue uma tradução do que escreveu (originalmente em português):
O que ele pretendia dizer era: “Vi, na praia de Cacilhas, o corpo de um homem europeu; tinha um cinto de couro e um punhal de lâmina curta preso ao cinto. Algumas pessoas presentes opinaram tratar‑se do corpo de um inglês”.
Uma Cópia desse relatório ficou guardada durante anos e foi motivo de troça entre os colegas, que até chegaram a “elogiá‑lo” pela qualidade do seu trabalho. Sem se aperceber da gafe, Luz aceitou o cumprimento com orgulho.